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Saturday 7 April 2012

7 Funny Newspaper Job Wanted Ads

1. Mercenary for hire


Desperately Seeking Time Traveling Warrior

2. No vegetarians, please

Funny Wanted Ad - Burger King Staff
Ugh. That’s the last time I eat there.

3. What do they need the picture for?

Funny Wanted Ad - Kitchen Product Model

4. Looking for someone on the inside

Funny Wanted Ad - Accountant Staff

5. We let Him do all the work

Funny Wanted Ad - Divine Contractor

6. “Expert in all levels of security”

This guy got 600 replies:
Funny Wanted Ad - Former Marijuana Smuggler
Other gems: “successful fishing business” “executive level management” “References available from… U.S. District Attorney

7. Need someone familiar with police methods


Cab drivers wanted






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