Moustache owners demand tax breaks

Moustachioed men and other lovers of facial hair in the US have been protesting in a mass march on the White House.

About 100 people joined the 'Million Moustache March' to demand tax relief on moustache grooming products.
They marched from the US Capitol to the White House demanding adoption of the 'Stimulus To Allow Critical Hair Expenses (STACHE) Act'.
Dr John Yeutter, of Northeastern State University, said: "Science demonstrates a moustache improves good looks by 38% and therefore owning and operating a proper moustache provides what should be a tax-deductible service to the US economy."