Yahoo - Yeesh. It sounds like even the great Stephen Strasburg isn’t impervious to feeling the burn a little more than is usually preferable. In a somewhat mysterious episode on Tuesday afternoon, Washington Nationals manager Davey Johnson told the team’s beat writers that Strasburg’s poor pitching performance was due in part to some “Hot Stuff” that “got to the wrong place.” How the tingling analgesic ointment reached somewhere it shouldn’t — or exactly what area of sensitive skin it came in contact with — the 69-year-old skipper didn’t know, or at least wouldn’t say. But coupled with a damp day at Nationals Park, it apparently had a negative effect on Strasburg who gave up four runs in four labored innings of work during Washington’s 6-1 loss to the San Diego Padres. It was the first loss of the year for the Nationals ace. From the Associated Press: ”It was on his shoulder and evidently — I don’t know how it got to where it got, but it was uncomfortable, to say the least,” Johnson said with a chuckle. Asked about it, Strasburg said: ‘”I’m going to keep that in the clubhouse.’”

What’s this Hot Stuff shit?  Is it like Icy Hot without the Icy?  Does that hurt more or less than Icy Hot?  I think the Ice was the worst part right?   Either way let me say this loud and clear.  There is no worse feeling than having Icy Hot on your ballsack.  Nothing.  I’ll take getting shot in the face over Icy Hot balls not even a question about it.  At least that way you just die instantly and it’s over.  Better than the agonizing torment of an ice cold followed by burning hot nutsack making you wish you were dead.    So the way I see it Davey Johnson isn’t doing anybody a disservice by speaking out of the clubhouse here.  On the contrary he’s making 100% of dudes who read about it slowly shake their heads and grit their teeth and think Stephen Strasburg is a motherfucking warrior for even taking the mound out there instead of curling up in a fetal position in the shower crying.

PS-  For the girls reading this saying “how the hell does Icy Hot get on your ballsack” trust me, shit just happens when you got a dick.
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