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Planned Parenthood Encouraging Kids To Celebrate “National Masturbation Month”

A Florida Planned Parenthood affiliate has taken the opportunity of “National Masturbation Month” to highlight the national organization’s promotion of masturbation as part of a “a common and safe kind of sex play” with “many health benefits.” On Friday, Planned Parenthood of Southwest and Central Florida tweeted, “Happy Masturbation Month! We’ve got lots of info on masturbation here,” providing a link to Planned Parenthood Federation of America’s page on masturbation. There, Planned Parenthood states that “there are many harmful myths about masturbation that may cause us to feel uncomfortable about it. These myths can cause guilt, shame, and fear. Let’s get the facts straight. Masturbation is a natural and common activity for both women and men.” Jim Sedlak of Stop Planned Parenthood (STOPP), a project of the American Life League, said that endorsing the “gateway drug” of masturbation was of a piece with Planned Parenthood’s ideology on sex education. “Planned Parenthood is an organization that makes its money from people involved in sex,” Sedlak told LifeSiteNews.com in an email. “Although Planned Parenthood pushes masturbation for all, it particularly targets young people with the message. It is a way to get these young kids involved in a sexual lifestyle.” Sedlak said that youths buy the idea of masturbation as “risk-free” sex but end up “hooked on sexual stimulation as a way to escape their problems.” “Kids begin to want additional sexual experiences, and Planned Parenthood is there to sell them products and to make millions from them,” said Sedlak.
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Man arrested for drunk driving while his pet ZEBRA and MACAW were in the passenger's seat

A drink-driving arrest turned into an animal affair when two of the passengers that an intoxicated motorist was putting in harm's way was his pet zebra and macaw.
Police made the unusual arrest when a passerby reported seeing a zebra and a macaw sitting in a pick up truck parked outside the Doghouse Bar and Lounge in Ankeny, just outside Des Moines.
Local station WTVR reports that when the officers arrived on the scene, the car was being driven away by their owner, 55-year-old Jerald Reiter.

Unusual driving companions: Jerald Reiter brought his pet zebra (left) and macaw (center) along with him when he went to the Doghouse Bar and Lounge in Iowa on Sunday night

They discovered that the exotic animals are pets of Mr Reiter, and like some children, the animals enjoy car rides.

Charged: Reiter, 55, was arrested for operating a vehicle while intoxicated but he says he was getting out to let a human passenger drive because he knew he was too drunk

In that vein, he decided to take the zebra and the macaw with him when he headed out for dinner on Sunday night.
Reiter didn't intend to leave his beloved pets inside, but he told KCRG that in the past, the owners allowed him to bring the zebra and the bird into the bar.

 

That plan was thwarted, however, as Reiter said the owner would not let the animals in because they were serving food that evening. The owner told the station that they never allow animals in their establishment.
Reiter says that he knew he was too drunk to drive shortly after getting in the vehicle and that he was getting out to let a human passenger take the wheel when the police started questioning him.
After hearing the bizarre explanation, the police tested Reiter's sobriety and he failed a number of tests.
He was arrested for drunk driving after it was noted that he had a 0.148 blood alcohol level, which is well above the 0.08 legal limit.

What a zoo: Passersby saw the animals sitting in the pick up trunk in the parking lot of the Doghouse Bar and Lounge

Reiter and his wife treat the animals as their household pets, as one picture shows Reiter's wife feeding them in their kitchen.
This isn't the first case of a zebra showing up in an unexpected gin joint, as British racehorse trainer Bill Turner would regularly take his pet Zebedee with him to the pub in Sherborne, Dorset.

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‘Pussy-high Miniskirt’ the Newest Craze in China

Who would think that a rant would become an Internet meme?
When a Chinese model tweeted that “some little guy” does not want to her to wear “pussy-high miniskirts,” it became an Internet meme in China.
It also helped increase the sales of “pussy high miniskirts” for a major shopping website.

Rui Zhou received a lot of attention on her Weibo post, featuring a photo of herself with a supposed National People’s Congress (NPC) delegate, her sugar daddy, cutting her birthday cake.

Along with the photo, she posted a message that read:
“Thank you for always being in my life. And thank you for squeezing our birthday celebration into your busy NPC schedule. Thank you to calligraphy master Li Min for writing for us: ‘Forever in love and always close.’ Thank you, my friends, for your blessings. I’m so happy to have you all in my life!”
Shortly after netizens read the post, many began a background search on Zhou. That is when they found her tweet on “pussy high miniskirt.”

E-commerce giant Taobao milked the issue by promoting “pussy high miniskirts” with the tag line “A favorite of sugar daddies.”
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Puppy falls from California sky

11:20 am, May 18th, 2012

 

Seven-year-old Taylor Callaway holds a puppy that fell 30 feet from a hawk's grip.

Credits: KSBW, Monterey CA

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It was raining dog on one California family Tuesday after a tiny puppy fell from the sky onto their property.Elaine Bouschard and her grandson, Taylor Callaway, 7, found the dog after a hawk dropped it, KSEE24 News of Fresno, Calif., reported.
"I looked up, and the hawk was just flying right here, circling around, and at that point we all just went to the puppy," Bouschard told the station.
She pointed out three small "clutch marks" from the hawk's talons, and figures the "wiggly" little pup just squirmed out of the bird's clutches from about 30 feet up.
"And when (the puppy) hit the ground, he bounced," she said.
The family adopted the dog, which they named TJ Heavenly.
"My thought is that when God drops a puppy from the sky, you keep it," Bouschard said.
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Guy Falls Out Of House During Live News Shot

Groom falls for bungee jump prank

Stag party pranksters convinced a blindfolded groom he was taking a 50ft bungee jump - then watched him drop three feet into a pond

The unsuspecting groom stood by the water's edge building up his courage for what he clearly believed was a massive drop.
A fervent crowd of on-lookers and well-wishers began chanting and clapping to encourage the terrified man to take the plunge.
Eventually, he crouched down before launching himself full stretch - only to land immediately in the shallow water.
Whipping his balaclava off after making a splash, the purple-haired groom seemed to see the funny side as he scrambled to dry land.
The video, which was filmed in France, has racked up more than 1.1million hits on YouTube in just a few days.

Villagers mistake bird for spy

A migratory bird has caused alarm in Turkey - after villagers mistook it for an Israeli spy.

Suspicions were aroused when the bird, a common European bee-eater, was found dead in a field with a metal ring around its leg stamped 'Israel'.
They called the police after deciding its nostrils were unusually large and may have carried a microchip fitted by Israeli intelligence for spying.
At one point a counterterrorism unit became involved in the case, reports the BBC.
But the bird's corpse was eventually taken to government experts for examination and declared safe.
The Turkish agriculture ministry examined the bird and assured residents of the village, near the city of Gaziantep, that it was common practice to fit a ring to migratory birds in order to track their movements.
An official at the ministry said it took some effort to persuade local police that the little bee-eater posed no threat to national security.
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Elderly 'Rambo' blocks developers

A hard-headed pensioner is standing in the way of a £350million development - by refusing to move out of his one-bed flat.

Zou Mingcan, 70 - from Kunming, Yunnan province, southern China - has declared war on the builders and has rigged his sixth floor flat with a series of home-made weapons and booby traps.
Sporting a military camouflage uniform, Zou stands guard on the roof with a terrifying array of Molotov cocktails, bricks and rocks which he pelts the developers with.
In revenge, builders crushed his car and left it flattened outside the apartment block on an island of land.
Planners claim they warned Zou nearly a year ago that the apartment block was scheduled for demolition as part of a huge expansion of the city's upmarket housing district.
"I used to be a builder so I know all their tricks. They won't get me out of here until they pay me proper compensation. I know how much my flat is worth to them so they might as well pay up," said Zou.
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French Sex Shop Offering Free Vibrators To Any Woman Who’s Lover Got The New Diablo III Computer Game

French Sex Shop Offering Free Vibrators To Any Woman Who’s Lover Got The New Diablo III Computer Game

Kotaku – Ladies, have you gone lonely as your lovers have spent hours trying to penetrate the secrets of Diablo III (or, more probably, penetrate the game’s login screen). Well then, the French sex shop Absoloo wishes to soothe your frustrations—with a free vibrator. It helps if you read this in your best Hollywood-affected French voice, but Absoloo, on its official blog today, asked “Your man has not left his computer since the release yesterday of Diablo III?” Oui! “Still a long time before you find yourself in his arms during a romantic evening …” Oui! Alors, ma petite chou fleur, “your man would rather go in search of magical jewels, gloves sorcerers, and other heavy war clubs to get XP points rather than engaging in the research of your G-spot and gain sexual experience.” Oui! Oui! Ah, mon dieu, oui! To claim your sex toy, post a Facebook picture of yourself with a copy of the game responsible for your alienation of affection (and notify Absoloo.) The sex toy merchant will then transmit a voucher code for a “small vibrator,” (akin to a crude javelin or simple dagger, I suppose, resale value 2 gold). For those wondering, Absoloo does not discriminate by gender or sexual orientation. Anyone whose partner has been consumed by Diablo is eligible.
I love these whiny broads who complain about guys and video games or fantasy sports and shit. Especially in this case. Oh like if your boyfriend wasn’t playing Diablo you’d be sucking his dick begging for him to fuck you? Like girlfriends are sitting around thinking “Hmm, you know, I’m lucky I don’t have one of those boyfriends obsessed with video games. Let me go put on some lingerie and ask him to search for my g spot.” Lying ass bitches. I’m glad you get a free vibrator out of this gimmick but the reality of the matter is the time your boyfriend is playing this computer game you won’t spend blasting yourself with a new toy – you’ll probably just spend it reading Cosmo and coming up with more ways to nag your man.
Don’t chicks realize that when their boyfriends spend more time with fantasy sports or video games then with them, its because they don’t like you enough? I mean I’m sure there are some legitimate addicts out there, but for the most part if you ask a dude to fuck you he’ll put down the sticks for 20 minutes and do it. But you don’t ask. And he doesn’t really like you, primarily because you’re the type to complain about how much time you spend together to the point that you send pictures to this sex shop, so he chooses to do some time killer activity rather than be around you. It ain’t Diablo III’s fault you suck.
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NUDE PAINTING OF CANADIAN PRIME MINISTER RAISES EYEBROWS

Nude painting of Harper raises eyebrows

A painting of a naked Prime Minister Stephen Harper by artist Maggie Sutherland entitled Emperor Haute Couture hangs in the Wilson Room of the Kingston Public Library on Thursday as part of the Kingston Arts Council art show.

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KINGSTON, ON -- He's relaxed on a chaise lounge chair, leaning back but staring out at the viewer with a slight smirk as people surround him, a woman offers him a Tim Hortons coffee and a dog rests comfortably beside his leg.
In contrast to the suits that surround him though, Prime Minister Stephen Harper is completely naked.
The oil on canvas painting, entitled Emperor Haute Couture by artist Margaret Sutherland, is raising eyebrows at the Kingston, Ont., library where it is currently on display in a room.
The painting was unveiled earlier this month during the Kingston Arts Council annual juried art show. The piece is selling for $5,000.
Not knowing what was headed their way before the painting arrived, the library had a difficult decision on what to do with the Emperor, chief librarian Patricia Enright said.
Not because it was Harper, but the fact that it was a nude.
Enright explained the room is used for meetings and other events including children's recitals.
"When the Emperor Haute Couture went up, we also had quite a few bookings with children's recitals during the same month," she said. "And so the library, in terms of looking at the policy, had also said that the library retains the right to determine the suitability of any proposed exhibit, and they must be reviewed within a context of the public space and its users."
The library then contacted the arts council and explained their conundrum.
Enright said the programmer spoke with Sutherland to explain they would take down the painting when programs with children were being held in the room.
Sutherland was unable to be reached late Thursday.
But in a comment on the website Kingstonist, Sutherland said she is "ticked off" at the library because it keeps covering or removing the piece, particularly if children are in the room where it's being shown.
"I've now provided them with a cloth to cover the painting to lessen the chances they will damage it taking it down and putting it who knows where to sit who knows how long. However, with this kind of behaviour I have little confidence they will actually use it," Sutherland said in her comment under a story about the opening of the art show.
Sutherland is no stranger to painting nudes. Her website shows a number of works of naked men and women.
Sutherland, who lives in Kingston and is originally from New Brunswick, attended Queen's University, where she obtained her bachelor of arts and bachelor of education. She then went on to study at the New York Academy of Art and graduated in 2001. She has taken part in a number of shows and her works have been shown throughout Ontario and New York.
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Man Accused Of Going To Women's Houses To Drop Off Bags Of Pornographic Magazines and Dildos At Their Front Doors

OKLAHOMA CITY - The Oklahoma County district attorney has charged a 41-year-old man with distribution of obscene materials after two women said he left lewd toys and magazines at their front doors.

Jamison Marchette is accused of lewd acts at a Northwest Oklahoma City apartment complex.

"We just kept seeing remnants from where he was at, his footprints and the items that he'd leave on the door. The girls were actually they were scared," said Tanner Brown, the patrol officer.

Single women in the area were worried.

"I live by myself, so it's real creepy it feels like you're violated even though it didn't happen to me," said Kristi Batterson.

A week after obscene material was left on a doorknob, one woman found Marchette close enough to her patio door to "fog it up when he would breathe". As she opened the door he allegedly ran then jumped behind the bushes.

Another victim, a 22-year-old woman said she came home to her apartment on April 8 and found a plastic bag hanging from her doorknob. When she looked inside she found pornographic movies and magazines, as well as a sex toy.

The woman said a few minutes after she arrived home, a man she didn't know knocked on her door. He said his name was "Jamie" and he'd seen a "brown-skinned male" walking around the complex taking pictures.

The woman called police and gave them the bag. They examined the contents and found fingerprints belonging to Marchette. The victim later identified Marchette as the man who knocked on her door and called himself "Jamie."

"No one wants to feel uncomfortable in their home. It's almost a mild form of terrorism, these girls were scared they were really terrified by this guy standing outside their window," Brown said.

Prosecutors have now charged Marchette with two counts of distribution of obscene materials, and one count of loitering around a residence to watch an occupant.
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Presidential penis portrait riles S.Africa's ANC

Peroshni Govender, Reuters May 18, 2012, 11:16 pm

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - South Africa's ruling ANC threatened to take legal action against a Johannesburg gallery for displaying art which lampoons President Jacob Zuma and accuses the party of corruption.
The African National Congress wants the Goodman Gallery to remove a painting of Zuma called "The Spear", which depicts the president with his genitals exposed, and another work that has a "For Sale" sign superimposed over the party logo.
The picture of Zuma is a facsimile of a famous poster of communist revolutionary Vladimir Lenin. In the red, black and yellow drawing, the president is depicted as striking Lenin's heroic stance, except his genitals hang outside of his trousers.
The works are part of a collection called "Hail to the Thief" and are meant to question whether the century-old African National Congress has lost its moral compass.
"It's making a mockery of the highest office," ANC spokesman Jackson Mthembu told Reuters.
Mthembu said the artist was within his rights to express himself but said "The Spear" was "vulgar" and ridiculed President Zuma's stature.
The collection takes a provocative look at ANC heroes and highlights public perception that there is growing corruption in government, with officials abusing positions to amass wealth.
Other works include a Soviet-style poster reading: "The Kleptocrats" and "We demand Chivas, BMW's and Bribes".
The images play to concerns raised by international investors and the ANC's governing partner, labor federation COSATU, which has said South Africa is becoming a "predator state" for sale to the highest bidder.
"We are not going to remove the images for the sake of defending the artist's right to freedom of expression and for the sake of upholding the gallery's reputation," said Lara Koseff who works at the gallery.
Since coming into office in 2009, Zuma has been widely regarded as unimpressive on the policy front, while making headlines with his colorful personal life.
The president has been married six times and fathered 21 children. He faces a race for re-election as the party leader at the end of this year.
The Spear by well-known anti-apartheid artist Brett Murray has already been sold for R136,000 ($16,300) to a German citizen.
Anton Harber, chairman of the Freedom of Expression Institute called the ANC's demands "silly".
"I can see that some of the images may make people feel uncomfortable but art is not there to make people feel comfortable," Harber said.
"It is meant to get us thinking and talking about pertinent issues of corruption, nepotism... these are serious things."
($1 = 8.3457 South African rand)
(Editing by Jon Herskovitz and Paul Casciato)
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Man dived in chute to escape girlfriend

A cowardly boyfriend got stuck in a rubbish chute when he tried to flee his girlfriend during a blistering row.

The 32-year-old had run from the couple's eighth floor apartment in Tyumen, Russia, and hurled himself into the chute with his partner hot on his heels.
But the man - who has not been named by police to spare his blushes - found himself trapped after just three floors and had to yell for help.
Fire service spokeswoman Elena Tretiyachenko said: "An eyewitness reported that there was a man in the chute.
"The rescuers crew found a man, who was stuck at the fifth floor, in the garbage disposal."
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Man dies during lap dance

3:50 AM, May 17, 2012   | 

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EL PASO, Texas (KARE11) - A night at a Texas strip club was apparently too much for a 67-year-old man who died Friday after a series of lap dances.
Authorities say Robert Gene White received several lap dances at the Red Parrot in El Paso. When it came time to pay workers discovered him unresponsive.
A manager of the club says employees tried to perform CPR on White but were unsuccessful.
KTSM television later reported that White suffered a heart attack while being entertained by the dancers.
El Paso County Sheriff's deputies told the station that there were no immediate signs of foul play, but the investigation is still open.
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Paris exotic dancers strike, say wages "miserable"

Reuters May 17, 2012, 2:40 am

PARIS (Reuters) - Topless dancers at the renowned Crazy Horse night club in Paris have gone on strike, saying they are not being paid enough to take the shirts off their backs.
The Crazy Horse, one of the most popular establishments of its kind in the world, said on Wednesday it was forced to cancel performances on Tuesday and again on Wednesday for the first time since the cabaret was created in 1951.
The night club, which declined to give details on salary demands or current wages, said in a statement that it had always taken the wellbeing of its artists very seriously and that talks were continuing to resolve the dispute.
"It's an exceptional place which has the specialty of presenting a fully naked show," Suzanne, one of the dancers, told RTL radio.
"What's wrong is that we are asked to work 24 days per month for a pay that is worse than miserable," she said.
The cabaret's management said it was doing everything possible to reopen.
"Everything is done to give the Crazy Horse show back to its public," it said.
In the meantime, clients with tickets for a show on Tuesday or Wednesday will be offered a new date or a refund, a spokeswoman said.
The Crazy Horse, Lido and Moulin Rouge - where topless dancers perform in carefully orchestrated shows - have been top attractions for generations of tourists and locals.
(Reporting by Sybille de La Hamaide; Editing by Geert De Clercq and Michael Roddy)
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Too far? Jason Biggs parodies TIME's breastfeeding cover by tweeting photo

The photo tweeted by Jason Biggs, and the original TIME magazine cover. Picture: Jason Biggs / Twitter and courtesy of TIME magazine

Jenny Mollen and her husband, American Pie star Jason Biggs. Picture: Getty

THE TIME magazine cover which showed a woman breastfeeding her three-year-old son received it's fair share of controversy and it seems actor Jason Biggs also wants his slice of the pie.

The 34-year-old star tweeted a photo of himself kneeling on a chair with his wife Jenny Mollen's breast in his mouth, while she mimics the pose of TIME's cover model Jamie Lynne Grumet.
The American Pie actor shared the picture with the caption: "Are you wife enough?," a parody of the magazine's coverline, "Are you Mom enough?"
The original magazine cover aimed to create a discussion around "attachment parenting" but it sparked a worldwide debate, with politicians, historians and celebrities all taking time to voice their opinions.
The image was dubbed "exploitative and extreme" by critics, while others praised the mother for her inspiring story.

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42 Things Uniquely Chinese

Going to China anytime soon? See how many of these things you can find:
1. A baby getting its picture taken with a live tiger

2. Crocodiles sold at Wal-Mart

3. Sharks also sold at Wal-Mart

4. Racks of meat at Wal-Mart

5. These things also sold at Wal-Mart. Can you identify them?

6. Who needs an iPod if you have this? And it has surround sound.

7. A ping pong paddle-shaped hotel

8. A really crowded water park

9. A swimming pool that contains more human than water

10. A really crowded beach

11. God with valilla (I don’t know what it is, but I bet it’s yummy!)

12. Um…I think I’ll pass.

13. Will this make me more knowledgeable?

14. Old world meets the new world

15. Duh!

16. I am sure this will not become a fad.

17. Now we know why there are no rich authors in China.

18. What are his powers?

19. I don’t know what this is.

20. What did the chicken win?

21. First there was Starbucks, and then…

22. Does it bark, too? Roll over? Play dead?

23. The most exotic creatures in all the world!

24. They sure do love their pandas.

25. Is this amazing, or just plain stupid?

26. KFG, anyone?

27. After Obama’s last term, he should work here.

28. A ride with an attitude, and leopard print.

29. Some people are truly passionate about their food.

30. Just like the truck, is this amazing or stupid?

31. Harry Potter’s favorite attraction in China

32. Yuck!

33. No, thanks.

34. Banana Baby?!

35. Now, what would the real Donald Duck say?

36. This man obviously works in a circus.

37. Statues of really old normal people

38. What the heck is that?

39. Excuse me?

40. Latex is so old school…

41. Winged cats!

42. Gymnast pigs

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