Baby-Making Music: Russian Prez Vladimir Putin Hires Boys II Men To Help Russians Get It On
We couldn’t even make this up if we tried: Russian president Vladimir
Putin has brought in the big guns to get Russia’s population on the
upswing, and has hired Boyz II Men — yes, of “I’ll Make Love To You”
fame — to play in the country on February 6. According to the
Moscow Times, “President
Vladimir Putin’s crusade to raise the country’s birth rate is set
to get the support of three powerful voices on its behalf.” You see,
Putin believes that the key to regaining Russian super power status is
to get the birthrate up. He wants everybody in Russia to make at least
three babies, and in 2007 he declared an official “Day of Conception”
(which will be
preettttty awkward at the hospital nine months later). And
clearly Boyz II Men sings the perfect baby-making music.
So what does Boyz II Men think about Russia? “We feel really
fortunate every time we visit Russia,” the group said. “It’s a beautiful
country! We love our Russian fans, and we love the beautiful scenery
in Moscow!” Ah yes, the beautiful scenery. No word on how the group
feels about their status as Russia’s National Baby-Making Musical Group,
probably because they’re too busy planning for their upcoming tour with
New Kids on the Block (!) and 98 Degrees.
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