Florida homeowners terrorized as naked man climbs onto their roof and breaks into their house to masturbate and defecate

A traveling carnival worker gave a Florida couple the fright of their lives as he climbed onto the roof of their home, tried to swipe their TV, defecated and then masturbated before he was nabbed — and all while he was nude.

The naked nutjob, Gregory Matthew Bruni, has been in the hospital since Monday night’s outlandish escapade, which could have ended up far worse, authorities said.

The terror began just before 7 p.m., when Tony and LaDonna Land heard noise like thunder coming from the roof of their North Fort Meyers home, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.

When Tony Land went outside to investigate, 21-year-old Bruni jumped from the roof above the garage and pounced on him, knocking him over.

Bruni then bolted inside the home and tried to pull down the family’s 72-inch TV from its stand inside the living room, breaking the screen in the process.

“Get the gun!” Tony Land yelled to his wife, according to the report.

“Mrs. Land in fear for herself and her husband’s safety fired three rounds from her ... .38 caliber revolver at Bruni, who was acting crazy in the living room,” the report said.

Bruni allegedly pounded on the ceiling and walls before falling to the ground.

Then, he began to masturbate — but apparently wasn’t satisifed.

According to police, he ran into a bedroom belonging to the couple's son, jumped onto the bed and began rubbing clothing on his face. (The son wasn't accounted for in the report.)

LaDonna Land ran to call police while her husband grabbed his shotgun from the master bedroom. He ordered Bruni to stay down until deputies arrived.

"I don't know who the hell he is — he's naked and he's running in my damn house!" LaDonna Land said in a 911 call obtained by local media.

"Lay down, mother f---er, lay down!" Tony Land can be heard screaming in the background.

Once deputies arrived, they said, Bruni was incoherent and flailing on the ground. At one point, he spilled water from a wet/dry vacuum, sucked it up with his mouth and then spit it out, the report said.

He also had to be Tased so that he wouldn't run off.

In a final, foul discovery, deputies said Bruni had defecated near the front door and the hallway when he first broke in.

Given his out-of-control behavior, he was taken to Lee Medical Hospital and has yet to be booked in the local jail, sheriff’s Lt. Larry King told the Daily News on Thursday.

The Lands said they didn’t recognize Bruni, who was identified by a back tattoo of his last name. He lives in Venice, about 60 miles north of the Lands' home.

He was charged with two counts of criminal mischief and one count of battery, occupied burglary and obstructing/resisting an officer.

Amazingly, Bruni wasn’t initially found to be under the influence of a controlled substance, King said, although that status could change.
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