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Monday 28 January 2013

BEER FOR DOGS

Brewer makes a hooch for pooches

Dawg Grog /Boneyard Brewery
A US brewery has released an alcohol free beer - just for dogs.
Dawg Grog is on sale in Bend, Oregon, where Boneyard Brewery creates its selection of bespoke beers.
Described as a 'healthy, nutritional, liquid treat for your best friend', the beer can be served on its own or poured over food.
The beverage is packed full of vegetables and spices including ginger, cinnamon and honey, reports Metro.
It is the brainchild of Boneyard Brewery taster Daniel Keeton, who says his own dog just can't get enough of the stuff.
"Two things that have become part of the Bend lifestyle are beer and dogs," Visit Bend CEO, Doug LaPlaca told KTVZ.
"So to create something that would take advantage of the two we thought was a brilliant idea.
"Initially, people have to look at the label twice. Then they ask us: "Is this really for dogs?""
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Man Brings Virtual Girlfriend to His Real-Life Wedding, Bride Retaliates

Man Brings Virtual Girlfriend to His Real-Life Wedding, Bride Retaliates


Talk about pushing your luck, right? As if having his future wife put up with a virtual girlfriend wasn’t enough, a Japanese geek actually had the nerve to invite his video-game lady and two of her friends to their wedding and even reserved seats for them. But the bride had some plans of her own…
For obvious reasons, the real names of the protagonists in this story were not revealed, but photos from their wedding were posted online by guests surprised to see three Nintendo DS handheld video-game consoles seated as guests. Their screens showed three different anime-like girls, one of which was revealed to be the groom’s girlfriend. Nene Anegasaki, Manaka Takane and Rinko Kobayakawa are characters from the hugely popular Konami video game, Love Plus. The addictive open-ended dating simulator has reportedly sold in over 250,000 copies in Japan, and stories of men caught by their girlfriends and wives while tending to their virtual partner’s needs began surfacing online a while ago. In 2010, we posted photos of gamers celebrating Nene’s birthday with cakes and candles and presents, just to show how popular the Love Plus character was. But this is probably the first time Nene attended a real-life wedding, as a guest.

As RocketNews24 points out, it’s obvious the bride new what she was getting into, when she agreed to marry an obvious geek who works as staff for Comic Market, Japan’s largest comic book convention, but why would she let him embarrass her by bringing his virtual love interest and her friends at the wedding. Obviously, she had something up her sleeve. During the wedding that took place on November 24, instead of the traditional cake-cutting ceremony, the memory card was removed from the groom’s Nintendo and placed on a bed of napkins. Then it was announced that the newlyweds will use a wooden mallet to physically destroy the game cartridge and all vestiges of the groom’s relationship with Nene Anegasaki. According to eyewitnesses, the man clearly wasn’t expecting such a turn of events, and despite being on the verge of tears and the mallet dropped, he couldn’t bring himself to stop it.

That would have probably never happened if the groom had met his bride at one of those geek-only matchmaking events.





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Woman 'killed man with her breasts'

Woman 'killed man with her breasts'

A 50-year-old US woman has been accused of manslaughter after she allegedly used her breasts to suffocate her boyfriend.
Washington woman Donna Lange smothered a man who lived with her by lying on his face during a drunken fight, a Snohomish County Sheriff's Office document said.
At 12.45am on Saturday, deputies were called to a trailer park after reports of a disturbance and found three women, a man and the victim heavily intoxicated at the scene.
Paramedics performed CPR on the alleged victim but he was later pronounced dead at hospital.
Police documents said witnesses saw Lange throw down her boyfriend inside the home before he was heard begging for her to get off him.
The witnesses said Lange was later found on top of the victim.
The couple had reportedly been heard arguing earlier that night.
Lange appeared to have a recent injury to her face and told police she did not know how her boyfriend had died.
While the alleged victim was 10cm taller than Lange, she was 8kg heavier.
Police have recommended Lange be charged with second-degree manslaughter.
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Zoo chimp addicted to human porn

Zoo chimp addicted to human porn

Chimp /Rex
Keepers at a Spanish zoo say one of their chimps has become addicted to watching human porn.
Gina's unlikely habit began after a television set was installed in her enclosure at Seville Zoo.
Primatologist Pablo Herreros told El Mundo: "'To enliven Gina's nights, officials decided to install a Freeview television, protected behind glass, and gave her a remote control so she could change the channels herself.
"In the early trials, her keepers visited Gina to check that everything was in order and she did not break the new toy.
"The surprise came when they found that within a few days, Gina was not only using the remote control perfectly well, but that she also chose the porn channel for entertainment, as many of us would have done.
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Man gets paid to jump on mattresses

Man gets paid to jump on mattresses


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The man who gets paid to jump on mattresses says you can stop laughing now. There is nothing funny about jumping on mattresses day after day. Mattress after mattress. People refuse to understand.

"It's work," said professional mattress jumper Reuben Reynoso. "It's not for everybody. There is a right way and a wrong way to do it."

Reynoso, who jumps on three mattresses a day, does it the right way. He doesn't try for height. He doesn't go "boing" or turn a somersault. His 10 toes are not little piggies going to market. They are trained members of the team. It's not a trampoline, for goodness sakes, it's a $2,750 mattress.

"This is not a game," said Reynoso, bouncing up and down. "Not to me."

Jumping on a mattress is one of the final steps in making a handmade mattress or, to be more precise, a hand-and-foot-made mattress. It may be true that machines, which can be made to do most things, can be made to jump on a mattress. But a machine cannot do what Reynoso and his toes can do, which is to expertly compress no fewer than 28 layers of fluffy cotton batting while seeking to detect pea-size mattress lumps or other imperfections, the kind that can give insomnia to fairy-tale princesses and real-world princesses, too.

Reynoso does his jumping in the McRoskey mattress factory on Potrero Hill. McRoskey has been stomping out high-end mattresses in San Francisco for 112 years and is something of a cult among mattress fanciers. Waterbeds, plastic foam, inflatables and other mattress upstarts come and go. McRoskey mattress bouncers keep bouncing along, even surviving the 1906 earthquake. The company turns out only a dozen or so mattresses per day.
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Man outsourced own job to China; spent all day wasting time at work browsing Reddit and Facebook

Man outsourced own job to China; spent all day wasting time at work browsing Reddit and Facebook


A programmer at a US firm outsourced his job to a Chinese consulting agency while he spent his day browsing Reddit, Facebook, eBay, and other social websites.

After Verizon was called in to carry out an extensive security audit of a US-based company’s VPN logs, it was discovered that one of their top progammers had figured out a somewhat ingenious way to slack off and still get a fair share of work done in impeccable time.
It all started when the company set up a VPN with a two-factor authentication protocol, allowing employees at the company to work from home as part of their plan to move towards a telecommuting lifestyle. In May 2012, the company decided to actively monitor its VPN logs and noticed that there were actions taking place between them and a computer located in Shenyang, China.
After calling in Verizon for a more in-depth analysis, they found that the connection between the two systems was actually active at the time and that the Chinese user was interacting with their system using one of the employee’s VPN credentials. It so happened that while the connection was active, Bob (the programmer who’s credentials were being used) was at his office desk at the time, and this initially led them to think that company’s systems may have been infected with some type of zero-day malware.
While Verizon only had 6 months of logs to work with, they found that the connection was established on a very regular basis, around the hours of 9am to 5pm, the same hours that Bob worked. After combing through his computer for historical evidence, they found out that he had actually outsourced his job to a Chinese consulting firm to do his work via the company’s VPN while he spent all day in the office looking at pictures of cats or updating his other social networking profiles. He had sent his RSA token (two-factor authentication key) via Fedex, paying them about $50,000 a year while he raked in about five times that. What tipped off Verizon were the hundreds of .pdf invoices from the Chinese contracting firm for services being rendered to him (i.e. them doing his job for a fee).
Bob’s typical work day looked something like this:
9:00 a.m. – Arrive and surf Reddit for a couple of hours. Watch cat videos
11:30 a.m. – Take lunch
1:00 p.m. – Ebay time.
2:00 – ish p.m Facebook updates – LinkedIn
4:30 p.m. – End of day update e-mail to management.
5:00 p.m. – Go home
While the scheme worked well, Bob didn’t do a good job at covering his tracks, maybe because he assumed that it was pointless to hide the fact given that the company didn’t check its logs back in the days.
He was a qualified programmer and was able to code in C, C++, perl, java, Ruby, php, python. Bob received excellent ratings from the HR department for delivering work on time and in more than proper shape, and was seen as an average and stable family man.
It was also discovered that he had pulled the same stunt at many other firms, allowing him to bring in hundreds of thousands in cash while he wasted away his time browsing funny pictures and videos.
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Sunday 27 January 2013

Another Justin Bieber fail: Singer ‘accidentally’ posts butt-pic to Instagram

Another Justin Bieber fail: Singer ‘accidentally’ posts butt-pic to Instagram

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It looks like Justin Bieber still hasn’t figured out how to use Instagram yet after he accidentally posted a pic of his butt for his 6+ million followers.

After accidentally uploading a photo of his butt crack to Instagram, the teen pop-singing sensation received 15,000+ likes and over 2,700 comments just mere minutes after it was posted. It was quickly taken down, but the damage was done already. Whether it was really an accident, an attempt to tease his fans or some way of expressing his feelings after splitting up with Selena Gomez, we’ll never know…or care to know.
Here it is!
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Facebook News: Randi Zuckerberg Suing Brother Mark Zuckerberg For Lack Of Privacy Over Pictures Posted

Facebook News: Randi Zuckerberg Suing Brother Mark Zuckerberg For Lack Of Privacy Over Pictures Posted

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Facebook keeps claiming it's privacy setting are secure, but now the sister of CEO Mark Zuckerberhg is suing Facebook for lack of privacy.
Facebook continues to claim its privacy settings are secure. All of that may change since the sister of CEO Mark Zuckerberg is suing Facebook for lack of privacy.
Silicon Valley, CA — After pictures of Mark Zuckerberg’s sister surfaced on the internet today, Randi Zuckerberg says she is suing her brother for lack of privacy on Facebook.
“I thought when I posted my pictures and personal information on Facebook no one could see that,” says Zuckerberg. “Well, I guess I was wrong. I can’t even trust my own brother.” Zuckerberg continued, “When you post something on the internet you should be able to feel that your pictures or information is safe from creeps. Well, I guess not even on my brother’s fun little website.”
Mark Zuckerberg told reporters he was offended by his sister and her comments. “If she wants to go to war over this, then bring it,” Zuckerberg said. “I’m Facebook. She’s my sister. You do the math on that one.”
Privacy issues have been a big issue lately with Facebook says New York Times editor Paul Horner. “Facebook is selling your personal and private information. They own you,” says Horner. “Then the sister of the guy who owns Facebook sues his own brother for privacy issues because he can’t keep her pictures and personal information safe? All I can say is grab a bucket of popcorn and watch the train wreck unfold.”
At this time it is still unclear what amount of money or damages Randi Zuckerberg is suing for. Facebook has yet to release a statement.
OFacebook: Randi Zuckerberg Suing Brother Mark Zuckerberg For Lack Of Privacy Over Pictures Posted

Florida homeowners terrorized as naked man climbs onto their roof and breaks into their house to masturbate and defecate

Florida homeowners terrorized as naked man climbs onto their roof and breaks into their house to masturbate and defecate



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A traveling carnival worker gave a Florida couple the fright of their lives as he climbed onto the roof of their home, tried to swipe their TV, defecated and then masturbated before he was nabbed — and all while he was nude.

The naked nutjob, Gregory Matthew Bruni, has been in the hospital since Monday night’s outlandish escapade, which could have ended up far worse, authorities said.

The terror began just before 7 p.m., when Tony and LaDonna Land heard noise like thunder coming from the roof of their North Fort Meyers home, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrest report.

When Tony Land went outside to investigate, 21-year-old Bruni jumped from the roof above the garage and pounced on him, knocking him over.

Bruni then bolted inside the home and tried to pull down the family’s 72-inch TV from its stand inside the living room, breaking the screen in the process.

“Get the gun!” Tony Land yelled to his wife, according to the report.

“Mrs. Land in fear for herself and her husband’s safety fired three rounds from her ... .38 caliber revolver at Bruni, who was acting crazy in the living room,” the report said.

Bruni allegedly pounded on the ceiling and walls before falling to the ground.

Then, he began to masturbate — but apparently wasn’t satisifed.

According to police, he ran into a bedroom belonging to the couple's son, jumped onto the bed and began rubbing clothing on his face. (The son wasn't accounted for in the report.)

LaDonna Land ran to call police while her husband grabbed his shotgun from the master bedroom. He ordered Bruni to stay down until deputies arrived.

"I don't know who the hell he is — he's naked and he's running in my damn house!" LaDonna Land said in a 911 call obtained by local media.

"Lay down, mother f---er, lay down!" Tony Land can be heard screaming in the background.

Once deputies arrived, they said, Bruni was incoherent and flailing on the ground. At one point, he spilled water from a wet/dry vacuum, sucked it up with his mouth and then spit it out, the report said.

He also had to be Tased so that he wouldn't run off.

In a final, foul discovery, deputies said Bruni had defecated near the front door and the hallway when he first broke in.

Given his out-of-control behavior, he was taken to Lee Medical Hospital and has yet to be booked in the local jail, sheriff’s Lt. Larry King told the Daily News on Thursday.

The Lands said they didn’t recognize Bruni, who was identified by a back tattoo of his last name. He lives in Venice, about 60 miles north of the Lands' home.

He was charged with two counts of criminal mischief and one count of battery, occupied burglary and obstructing/resisting an officer.

Amazingly, Bruni wasn’t initially found to be under the influence of a controlled substance, King said, although that status could change.
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Man Sues Friend Over Stealing His Facebook Cover Photo For $1.2 Million

Man Sues Friend Over Stealing His Facebook Cover Photo For $1.2 Million

Facebook cover photo lawsuit in Arizona
An Arizona man is suing his friend for $1.2 million over a Facebook cover photo he allegedly used without his permission.
Phoenix, AZ — An Arizona man is suing a friend of his for $1.2 million for allegedly using his Facebook cover photo without his permission. The photo in question is from the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey, a 1968 science fiction film produced and directed by Stanley Kubrick.
34-year-old Kyle Brock who is suing Arizona resident Paul Horner told reporters the reason behind the lawsuit. “Paul is always trying to one-up me. I worked really hard finding that unique picture, and he just comes along and uses it,” says Brock. “I took the time to find something to be original, and he used it without giving me credit. He also erased my comments on his page when I complained about it. Since then I’ve been hiding all my posts from him so he doesn’t steal any of my ideas again.”
“I don’t see what the big deal is,” says Horner. “I Photoshopped out the part of the monkey and put it on my Facebook cover photo. Like, oh no one has ever seen the movie Space Odyssey 2001 before, how original.”
A Facebook cover photo is the large photo at the top of a Facebook timeline, right above an individual’s profile picture. Initial court proceedings of the lawsuit ‘Brock vs Horner’ begin January 28th at the U.S. District Court of Arizona in downtown Phoenix.
This is the original Facebook cover photo that was used by Brock:
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This is the original Facebook cover photo that was used by Horner:
Facebook cover photo lawsuit
This is the new Facebook cover photo created and used by Horner that is at the center of this lawsuit:
Facebook cover photo lawsuit

New Study Shows The Bigger The Gun, The Bigger The Person, The Smaller The Penis

New Study Shows The Bigger The Gun, The Bigger The Person, The Smaller The Penis

The bigger the gun, the bigger the size of the person, the smaller the penis
According to new studies released today by the American Research Group, the man in this picture would have a one inch fully erect penis.
Manchester, NH — A new study released today by the American Research Group shows that the larger an individual is along with also having a bigger gun directly relates to the size of that person’s penis size.
Paul Horner who headed up the 5-year study for the group explained to reporters how they came to the conclusion of their findings. “We took a group of over 500 male gun owners in various cities all around the country. Half of the men weighed under 200 lbs while the other half weighed over 200 lbs. We noticed immediately that the guns owned by the men weighing under 200 lbs were your normal size guns, your Glock pistols and such. The men weighing over 200, 300 and especialy 400 lbs all owned semi-automatic rifles and large weapons such as AK47′s. One individual weighing 769 lbs owned a Howitzer and scientists were unable to locate the man’s penis,” Horner said. “We measured the men’s penis sizes. It was an amazing find I must say. All the men with the large stomachs and big guns all had very small penises, whereas the normal size men with the normal size guns all had very average size penises.”
47-year-old Billy Jo Ray from DeQuincy, Louisiana who owns an AK47 and weighs 425 lbs said he does not agree with the study. “I don’t give a go*damn what these fact checkin’,  fancy scientists think. My one-half inch johnson satisfies all the ladies in town. I’ve never heard any complaints from my cousins once.”
Mayor Paul Covington of DeQuincy told reporters the town will be having its own ‘Gun Appreciation Day’ next weekend. “We do this every year around this time and unlike the recent national ‘Gun Appreciation Day‘ where five people were shot, we can safely assure our citizens that no one will get shot or killed at this upcoming event. We are taking safety precautions to eliminate any chances of someone getting hurt or injured. This includes no more all-night tailgating parties or BYOB at this event, that I can promise you.”
Horner said he will be attending the ‘Gun Appreciation Day’ in DeQuincy. “Our team of researchers and scientists will be closely monitoring the penis sizes of all the males attending this event. If our findings are correct, the town of DeQuincy should have the smallest penis sizes in the entire United States.”
To learn more about this study by the American Research Group or to participate you can call the ‘Big Gun-Big Man-Small Penis’ 24-hour hotline at (785) 273-0325..
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Bill Murray Catches Bank Robber In Tokyo, Accidentally

Bill Murray Catches Bank Robber In Tokyo, Accidentally

Bob Harris or Bill Murray stopped a robbery in Tokyo
Bill Murray stopped a bank robbery in Tokyo today when a fan stopped to talk with him. That fan also happened to be the bank robber himself.
Tokyo, Japan — A bank robber was apprehended today in Tokyo after stopping to talk with none other than Bill Murray. “The man robbed the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi, ran out, saw Bill Murray walking on the street and stopped to talk to him. That’s when authorities were able to apprehend him,” Tokyo Police Chief Yakuza Mori told reporters.
Bill Murray who is in Tokyo promoting a new movie told reporters about the incident. “I saw this man in the street running towards me with a bag in his hand. Then he suddenly stopped when he saw me. He asked me if I was Bob Harris, the character I played in Lost in Translation. I told him, ‘sure, why not’. Then he started telling me how much he loved me and how great he thought I was. I was polite, I told him that was very nice of him to say. Then kind of out of nowhere, police showed up and tackled the man,” Murray said. “Some people might call me a hero, but I’m no hero. The real heroes today are the men and women of the Tokyo Metropolitan Police Department.”
34-year-old American Paul Horner who is in Tokyo on business was at the bank when the robbery happened. “I was just standing behind this guy waiting for my turn. Then suddenly he starts waving around a knife demanding money I think, my Japanese is mediocre at best. So they fill this man’s bag with whatever was in one of the registers and then he runs out the door,” Horner said. “I’m not shaken up about the robbery at all, I’m pretty much a foot or two taller than all the people over here, so I thought it was kind of like a really cute bank robbery if that’s possible. What I am shaken up about is that Bill Murray was the one who stopped this guy and I didn’t get a chance to meet him.” Horner continued, “Bill Murray is my personal hero and today he was an actual hero for the city of Tokyo. What a cool guy.”
“We love Bill Murray very much in our country, he is very funny man,” said Tomi Tanaka who is manager of the Bank of Tokyo-Mitsubishi. “Tomorrow, we are giving Mr. Murray an award with very big ceremony. It will be very excellent, everyone in Tokyo is invited.”
The robber, who’s name has not been released yet, was apprehended and taken into police custody. On his person police found a knife and a bag filled with 4,550,00.00 Japanese Yen, or about 5,000 USD.
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